STATUTORY WARNING: MIND-NUMBING, DEATH-PLEAD-FROM-GOD INDUCING, SELF-EXISTENCE QUESTIONING PJs AHEAD.
Metro sexual: Someone who gets laid only in Bombay, Ahmadabad, Bangalore, Delhi or Calcutta.
Arts Student: Someone who consciously decided not to earn much in life.
A) Mature science student - Someone who decided to make their own study life boring.
B) Idiot science student - Someone whose parents decided to make his/her whole life boring.
Commerce Student: Someone who cared a fuck about deciding in life.
Asshole: Someone who can't parallel park.
Bhe***od: Someone who doesn't slow down at puddles during monsoon, splashing water on pedestrians.
Justin Bieber: An infant boy who looks gay and sounds like a girl.
Shahrukh Khan: Someone who makes a movie for Rs. 5 crore by getting a sasta villian, spends Rs. 50 crores on special effects, spends another Rs. 95 crore on promotions, and still people go and watch his movie because of a one minute Rajnikant scene.
Salman Khan: Someone who does nothing but time pass on his job, and still gets paid a bombshell and loved like crazy.
Amir Khan: Someone who no one cares what he's doing as long as he keeps making movies.
Google: A word I think would be a nice new name for breasts, like boobs or tits.
Use in sentence: Check out her Googles man!!
Gujarati: Someone who, in a rickshaw ride, keeps staring at the meter.
Sindhi: Someone who, in a rickshaw ride, offers to buy the meter
South Indian: Someone who, in a rickshaw ride, gives the meter a flash of his thing due to his fluttering lungi.
North Indian: Someone who, in a rickshaw ride, rides, because it's his rickshaw.
Bengali: Someone who, in a rickshaw ride, plans on going on a strike because he is bored.
Amitabh Bachchan: Chunkey Pandey of India, as per Bangladeshis.
Kalpak: The third most awesome existence after Rajnikant and God, in that order.
Alcohol: Something that can get a hundred times as expensive as petrol, and yet no one would crib.
Mimoh Chakraborty: Who?
Himesh Reshammiya: Someone who never stops trying.
F.R.I.E.N.D.S.: Something that always was, is and will be better than How I Met Your Mother.
How I Met Your Mother: Something that’s really good, but can never be as good as F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
TTYL: Chal paka mat.
Puppy: Son of a bitch.
Kitten: Son of a pussy
Yahoo Mail: A mail system that cannot classify between genuine and spam.
Blogger: An attention craving desperate person whose existence no one cares about in real life.
: ) : I’m not even reading what you’re typing.
Ant: Someone who is pissed off with jokes involving her and the Elephant.
Elephant: Someone who secretly creates those jokes.
iPad: Illegitimate child of iMac and iPhone.
Immortal: The crazy old man in the MDH Masala ads.
Masturbation: A man’s best time pass.
Sex: A best man’s time pass.
Porn: A man’s time’s best pass.
Pluto: The insignificant dwarf planet who is sent to fetch the ball every time the planets play cricket.
God: An Atheist’s worst nightmare.
World’s Seven Billionth Babies: New-borns across the world that Brangelina are already planning to adopt.
Hug: A little piece of heaven that provides more warmth than a thick blanket, wrongly rated lower than a kiss.
Bra: A hindrance during hug.